"will lead to Al Qadea"

Is that like a Middle Eastern version of Madea?

Why is the kitten with the SPCA? Was it an abandoned home or something? Regardless, that kitty is so damn cute!

Yeah, that news slide is probably the most damaging thing that's happened to their reputation in the last few weeks...

I'd be pretty surprised if they won the lawsuit. The news station apologized almost immediately and the lawyers for Asiana will have a tough time proving damage to their reputation. If anyone's…

It's not a video of him dying, it's a video of him dead. If you're going to complain about it at least watch it to make sure you're complaining about the right thing. You could also have just read the actual paragraph when he says it's a video of his body.

Ass leaks are terrible.

Nissan was the first thing I thought of when I read this, glad I'm not the only one. When I was shopping for a car, I would always go the that stupid site before remembering the right URL.

Those are terrible descriptors. Adjectives are way better for this.

To be fair, he does have some nouns like moron that he can work with, but adjectives really just open up your world when it comes to describing stupidity.

I'm quite interested what nouns he would use to describe them. Would you say they're table? Are those boaters very ball? Perhaps he thinks they're asteroid.

Even without the racist aspect, unless they name their kid Penisfuck McDickshit, people really need to get over criticizing the naming decisions of other people.

I wanna kiss you on the mouth.

He loves that tire so much!

Take me with you? Finnish is such an absurdly beautiful language.

Seriously. Ye gods, a whole stamp. What a fucking inconvenience.

There was literally a movement to try to purchase the rights from Fox and revive that show in the last two years. There's no way all of those people saw the series when it first aired.

I feel like you have to be a coffee snob to call your coffee maker (single-serving or not) by its brand name, but I'm probably just projecting because I had a roommate who was a coffee snob and absolutely relished telling people he had a Keurig.

Yeah, I'm really confused. This feels like it's trying too hard to come off as sincere to really work as satire. Sincerity is good, but this just feels weird. I want it to be satire and I think the author does too, but it's just... not, somehow.

Well now I know what I'm doing if I'm ever in charge of the Twitter feed for a large company.

Fuck that twice. No chance in hell am I going to pay for the privilege of playing my game on my friend's console. Unless they add something like recovering your gamertag to their console to be able to play it while you're there or something.

I'm pretty sure that iceberg has been waiting for round 2.