Answer: No. No I cannot.

Eh, it’s still better than Grierson & Leach.

All-around mature and well-stated response. Possibly the best thing he’s written in years.

He was fine in the LOTR movies too, as Horse riding guy with Long Hair.

And Flavor Flav totally ripped him off.

Quiet you.

First, it’s fucking Samwell, not Samwise.

Beachwood Brewery, in Long Beach CA, is a local treasure. They are opening a sour brewery down the street this year. Also, they serve arguably the best dry rub BBQ in SoCal.

I was always partial to Devil’s Lettuce.

The building has got to be at least ... 3 times bigger than this!

I'm pretty sure you have no idea what the word "great" means.

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

No disputing your first paragraph. However, I don't agree with your second paragraph. You can "argue" it, but do you have any support for the argument, or is it just a naked argument with no back up? Looking at a pizza does not make one LESS likely to go out and eat a pizza.

Yes, but you can't disagree with homosexuality without being a bigoted asshole.

MLB appoints Billy Bean as "Ambassador of Inclusion", and the Mets GM invites him to the clubhouse to talk about how anti-gay sentiment forced him out of the game he loved and was good at (good enough to make the majors, at least), whereupon Dan Murphy says that he "disapproves of his lifestyle." How does a comment…

Is the moral of this story that everyone at Harvard is an asshole?

More likely, this is a reference to 7 minute abs.

How there isn't already a porn series about Sir Gallahad and his adventures at the Castle Anthrax is, to me, one of life's greatest mysteries.

The problem with plain tortilla chips, and frankly I'm surprised noone else has mentioned it, is that you've got to dip it in something, or you might as well just eat the cocktail napkin. All you folks whining about getting a little zesty cheese dust on your precious little fingers are forgetting about the…

That deer is the color of Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos. Check-fucking-mate.