This comment is a form of terrorism.

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

Speaking as a (big) Jew, I’m more offended by people trying to rewrite history than I am by swastikas. In fact, games like Wolfenstein: The New Order are way more resonant for me because they use actual Nazi imagery.

With hands like that, it’s no wonder he can thunderdunk the biscuit a full six fences away from the goal. You just pepper the dance floor and he’ll clean the jar, no doubt. This kid hasn’t even left the refrigerator, you just wait. If Minnesota doesn’t rattle the bell, I’m sure LA will be zipping up the bean bags. And…

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

I’ll try to answer your questions as I feel they were presented (as a black American man):

Thank you. We need more pro choice groups. I also think that "pro-lifers" should be obligated to call themselves "pro-birth" because once the baby is born they don't give half a sh*t about its life.

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That depends on the towel.

They don’t even have the very basics down. Like, that’s not how towels work, guys.

You’re acting like Entourage is somehow above either of those two shows. But also you’re leaving off The Wire, Deadwood, and The Sopranos, which is enough to keep anyone busy.

I’m watching you, Focker.

Clueless as to the reference?

Before Almost Famous, Crowe wrote Fast Times At Ridgemont High, and wrote & directed Say Anything, Singles and Jerry Maguire. Kate should be so lucky.

Wow, that’s . . . some comment.

TL;DR (yet) but I’ve never run into the can’t orgasm problem with women I’ve been with. And I know there will be responses like, “As far as you know, stupid man.” Well, f-off, trust me, I KNOW. It’s kind of hard to fake quick, hard spasms (i.e. orgasm) of the vaginal wall and anus. I’ve been with women who’ve had lots…

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.