That’s a true story too, you know.

Sounds like you should only buy a brand new Iphone 1 out of 4 times. You’re welcome!

Well, I don’t really recall that, but I can tell you about the time I caught the ferry over to the Genius Bar in Shelbyville. I needed a new I-heel for my I-shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.…

True story. I once went to the Genius bar with my friend Johnny. Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa is a beautiful blonde fiancé of Johnny. She…

Them’s fightin’ words, sir. It is a proven scientific fact that Sculpin is delicious.

Reminded me of this. Which still gives me nightmares.

Connect with Sonos and I will be more than satisfied.

Let’s get in a cab
I’ll buy you a kebab!
Now I can’t believe
That I’m sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.

Why don’t we leave?
Let’s go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don’t mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you’re so…

There’s not enough room on the internet for me to write about all of my unfulfilled sexual fantasies.

Now there’s a hand that was made for holding a convict’s dick!

“pro Ultimate Frisbee player”?

I hope this is just the first in a series of “interesting” articles about the various reasons why people are selling various things on Ebay.

I heard she was taking the lead in the Lifetime original movie, The Rachel Dolezal Story, also being directed by Eli Roth.

Rule of thumb: Everything is racist.

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Plaschke is a blowhard. Screw Plaschke.

SNL clips — search for the Welshly Arms and you’ll find it. Cheers!

Was it your first time at the Welshly Arms Motel?

I think that’s because, at this point, the source is an American who mostly had the goods on CONCACAF and other US related agencies. This is just the tip of the iceberg — each of the indictees will roll on someone (or someones) else, and we should get some pretty far-reaching charges that hopefully will leave no…