Them’s fightin’ words, sir. It is a proven scientific fact that Sculpin is delicious.

There’s not enough room on the internet for me to write about all of my unfulfilled sexual fantasies.

Now there’s a hand that was made for holding a convict’s dick!

“pro Ultimate Frisbee player”?

Rule of thumb: Everything is racist.

Plaschke is a blowhard. Screw Plaschke.

SNL clips — search for the Welshly Arms and you’ll find it. Cheers!

Was it your first time at the Welshly Arms Motel?

I think that’s because, at this point, the source is an American who mostly had the goods on CONCACAF and other US related agencies. This is just the tip of the iceberg — each of the indictees will roll on someone (or someones) else, and we should get some pretty far-reaching charges that hopefully will leave no…

All-around mature and well-stated response. Possibly the best thing he’s written in years.

Beachwood Brewery, in Long Beach CA, is a local treasure. They are opening a sour brewery down the street this year. Also, they serve arguably the best dry rub BBQ in SoCal.

I was always partial to Devil’s Lettuce.

The building has got to be at least ... 3 times bigger than this!

I'm pretty sure you have no idea what the word "great" means.

No disputing your first paragraph. However, I don't agree with your second paragraph. You can "argue" it, but do you have any support for the argument, or is it just a naked argument with no back up? Looking at a pizza does not make one LESS likely to go out and eat a pizza.

Yes, but you can't disagree with homosexuality without being a bigoted asshole.

MLB appoints Billy Bean as "Ambassador of Inclusion", and the Mets GM invites him to the clubhouse to talk about how anti-gay sentiment forced him out of the game he loved and was good at (good enough to make the majors, at least), whereupon Dan Murphy says that he "disapproves of his lifestyle." How does a comment…

Is the moral of this story that everyone at Harvard is an asshole?

More likely, this is a reference to 7 minute abs.

The problem with plain tortilla chips, and frankly I'm surprised noone else has mentioned it, is that you've got to dip it in something, or you might as well just eat the cocktail napkin. All you folks whining about getting a little zesty cheese dust on your precious little fingers are forgetting about the…