That deer is the color of Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos. Check-fucking-mate.

Lick your fingers and dip your Doritos in the salsa. Any other life mysteries you need me to solve for you?

Anything Tortilla Chips can do, Doritos Nacho Cheese can do better.

Not the list we need, but definitely the list we deserve.

You took a wrong turn at Albuquerque if you were looking for a mature discussion about things on this site.

The Red Knight Sucks! The Blue Knight Rules!

He goes to Michigan. Fair to say we already knew that.

Why don't you sit the next few plays out, Tony? Maybe just stop talking for a while/ever.

In Soviet Russia, Lucky gets You.

Liberty City is walkable and has taxis everywhere because it is modeled on New York. Los Santos is sprawling and is unwalkable because it is modeled on Los Angeles. Don't we know this going into the games — I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this.

You can't recreate the purple flare because ....

Screws fall out. It's an imperfect world.

Is that a Titleist?