Lick your fingers and dip your Doritos in the salsa. Any other life mysteries you need me to solve for you?

Anything Tortilla Chips can do, Doritos Nacho Cheese can do better.

$9,998 for the win!

How, in years of watching Night Flight on USA in the early 80s, did I possibly miss this video? Thank God I did, though, I was traumatized enough by Art of Noise videos.

Also, let's not forget Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.

Will this integrate with Sonos?

Catch you on the flip side, dudemeisters.

Terrain in Maine is stained with acid rain.

Not the list we need, but definitely the list we deserve.

Holy crap, is that Jared Leto's dick?

I don't know if it adds, resets, changes, or modifies what we already know about stonehenge, but it definitely may or may not do something significant or insignificant.

You took a wrong turn at Albuquerque if you were looking for a mature discussion about things on this site.

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?

The Red Knight Sucks! The Blue Knight Rules!

He goes to Michigan. Fair to say we already knew that.

Why don't you sit the next few plays out, Tony? Maybe just stop talking for a while/ever.

In Soviet Russia, Lucky gets You.

Liberty City is walkable and has taxis everywhere because it is modeled on New York. Los Santos is sprawling and is unwalkable because it is modeled on Los Angeles. Don't we know this going into the games — I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this.

You can't recreate the purple flare because ....