You know, I can get, “My friend is running for elected office, so I’m just going to politely dodge any questions about them, because friends don’t badmouth each other.” But, yeah, that’s not what Brady did. Being a good buddy (and who knows, maybe Donald is) doesn’t make you qualified to be president. I think most of…

It’s doubly sad that she thinks divorcing a man as thoroughly corrupt at Josh would be a disaster. Honey, no. Run run run.

I just can’t make myself feel any empathy towards Anna Duggar. I hope her faith helps her through the hard times, but that’s about all I can muster.

Just me or do you ever get the sense that if Tom Brady wanted to bang Julian Edelmen he (Edelman) would totally go for it?

Tom Brady is so, so very dumb.

This gif will never get old

ALSO. When are we getting some fresh M.I.A tracks? I NEED MY FIX.

“That would be a puddle of cheese, and we don’t do that” is one of the single most perfect server quotes we’ve ever had here.

It’s big in the South.

The server’s response was perfect. “That would be a puddle of cheese.”

You know what? I love the balls on Cara Sloane to tell a BCO story about her own fuck-up. Just about every one of these is told from the waiter’s point of view, so I am always curious as to how customers would tell one of these (and what the exact hell was goin on in their cerebellums)...

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I continue to believe calling people “whitey” is not cool. Not the worst offense ever, quite obviously, but still an unattractive thing to do.

I will live and die in the grey even though I have been here since day 1 under various names. (I don’t post all that much.) BUT a) Clover Hope is always calling people white/whitey as a way of insulting them which is fine, obviously - I am white and privileged and not good at dancing or whatever so I get it. But it’s…

UGH this place is such a fucking mean girls popularity shit fest.

“I’m taking it one step at a time and not expecting anything,” he says. As far as going public with his long-held secret? “I’m at the age where I really don’t care. Since I hit 40, I don’t care what people think or do.”

When I help out at my kids school I notice a huge number of children who have no clue what to do in disappointing situations. They don’t know how to self sooth. Every bump and scrape is a 911 moment. Every time they hear “no” they cry or look stunned like it’s a foreign language. It’s hard for me to deal with. I am a…

I can definitely see that happening; when I was teaching at a boarding school I saw students of an age that should know better go into full-blown meltdowns when I took away phones in class. Their behaviors changed completely, not just in a tantrum way, and they would go into panicked tailspins. After about a week of…

Some of us drink during the day. Whiskey isn’t just for 11pm to 6am.