Stop, you dastardly dolphin poacher! For this evil deed I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND DRIVE IT UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR ENTRAILS RIP OUT FROM YOUR GUT ONTO YOUR ONLOOKING CHILDREN'S FACES! FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LOOK UPON THE TORN OPEN HUSK OF FLESH AT MY DOORSTEP AND REMEMBER THE DAY SOMEONE DARED FUCK WITH AQUAMAN'S…