And lo, I give you the Roofba™

I feel like I could do it...

I can see the statistics problem now... “A truck driver rolls a nat.1 on their handle vehicle check and spills a quarter million D6 onto the road...”

I feel like an aircraft would benefit from having more water resistant control panels...

Come one people, FOCUS! Border, Gun Control, Racism. Why do you care about the fact that he also can’t read maps, who cares?! The orange moron is playing you for a fool if you’re getting distracted with this garbage.

Oh yeah totally, but it would be even more bland. There are ways to avoid this too, like minimise the amount of water in the pot or use chicken stock.

This sounds like a poor man’s sous vide. In either case the chicken would benefit from having its skin cooked separately.

Pictures or it simultaneously did/didn't happen.

Hats off to you, hahahaha.

You have smoked what should not have been smoked. You have crossed the thin smoke-veil between delicious and terrible and as you strode unto the other side you realised that you could not return to whence you came.

I worked for Dominos for the summer about 20 years ago, the thought never even crossed my mind to touch a customers food. That’s disgusting.

Hey guys, if you want, I sell a $1 premium pass that allows you never have to play Fallout 76 again. I’ll send you a personalized email that explains in great detail that you beat the game, you won, you are the hero, and everyone is happy now. It only costs a dollar and I guarantee whatever else you do will be way…

I was stuck at “coming down the pike” because I always thought it was "coming down the pipe". It's like card shark/sharp all over again...

After my fish has lived a long and fulfilling life, we gather around at its deathbed, friends and family alike, and we tell stories of past events and experiences until the fish has passed away, it’s both joyful and somber. We then commit to gather together again one year past and donate our time to organizations that…

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

Oh! Let’s weaponize it against flat Eathers!

And don’t pick an annoying flaw, pick an endearing flaw; you’re mildy allergic to ghosts, you’re superstitious, you are compelled to make notes when you hear a rhyme, everytime.

I like to play deeply flawed characters, not brooding or evil, rather I prefer quirky or intentionally take disadvantages in standard situations. I’ll play gnomish berserkers, I’ll play goblin bards, or tiefling clerics (tbh that one is really OP). But the goal is to play a character who clearly has to try very hard…

Oh you know it buddy, a crazy canuck is honestly no better than a crazy American and there are a LOT of crazies up here. Fewer guns though, and we don’t have the same freedoms of speech, we are much more accountable for the shit we say and I think that helps.

White Canadian here, I’m just going to make another bowl of popcorn and watch this all play out. Fuck that racist piece of crap, and fuck the idiots that voted for him. Good luck to the rest of you, you’re always welcome up North.