It’s challenging; I suspect same-sex couples would all appreciate if people were more understanding, but it also isn’t their responsibility to provide that understanding. I’m sure it gets tiring for many, as conversations range from telling your closest friends the journey of your family to defending yourself from a…

I think it is safe to say that Huy Fong Foods does indeed make THE Sriracha Sauce. Here’s a video about them, it kinda shocked me how down to earth they are.

Pretty confident that is the same font that Cards Against Humanity uses.

No, but bunny hug, chesterfield, and slough, certainly are Saskatchewan things. As well as many other things, but it’s windy and I just drove past a train that was blown over. It's a mess. So I'm going back to being a good copilot now.

Pretty sure I can make a focused microwave emitter out of an old C-Band satellite dish that could blow out a satellite in low orbit. I don’t think we’ll have much to worry about.

Sure, sure, just one problem with that sentiment; I’m not American.

Just don’t do it. If you don’t understand why, then you need to speak to someone about it. Yes, your sarcastic comments and straw-man arguments seem like you can justify your entitlement because YOU don’t find it offensive. Please accept that you can live without blackface, it will not ruin your day, just don’t do it.

Just have a towel just outside the shower to wipe down the shower as you step out, you’re still dripping wet anyways it’s not like you have anything better to do... you filthy animals.

Which is painfully hard to find in Canada :c but yes, proper ramen demands kansui.

Baking Soda will do the trick, but you’re right, the real stuff will make it better:

The picture of the two vacuums looks like a pair of badass robot legs... It was important that I let people know.

The picture of the two vacuums looks like a pair of badass robot legs... It was important that I let people know.

Your dad is surely is getting on in years but it’s pretty rude to say he’s going extinct.

When does cheese not belong to you?

“including right nowwhile you’re reading this on the toilet and not exercising at all”

“The police did not say if Yasmine James was being investigated for performing dentistry without a license, animal cruelty, or impersonation of a police officer.”

Being a white person living in Canada, although I think you were referring to the United States of America, I will continue to not love the US. Not until you deal with that walking orange disaster.

Indigenous people didn’t own the land either, there was no land ownership, that was invented after we took it all. White people are the best at breaking the rules until they’re making the rules. Also we’re getting really mad at China for trying to pull the same shit...

It’s only mostly about the bacon... But I'm sure there are other important reasons too.

This is such a huge disappointment, all this money raised for a wall on the wrong border. We even said we would help build it! We want a wall at the US Canada border and *of course* the USA got it completely backwards. I’m going to start a crowdfunding campaign...

Another way is to stand at the door and in your best serious tone tell your kids “I CALL UPON THE DARKEST DEMONS OF THE DEEPEST HELLS TO EAT THESE CHILDREN” and then close the door until morning.