This is such a huge disappointment, all this money raised for a wall on the wrong border. We even said we would help build it! We want a wall at the US Canada border and *of course* the USA got it completely backwards. I’m going to start a crowdfunding campaign...

Another way is to stand at the door and in your best serious tone tell your kids “I CALL UPON THE DARKEST DEMONS OF THE DEEPEST HELLS TO EAT THESE CHILDREN” and then close the door until morning.

There are two more factors to consider; age and type of protein.

That’s ridiculous, why would a car be walking your dog?

I came here hoping that this comment was here. It was, the internet has not disappointed me this day.

Have you tried Aviation Gin, Ryan Reynolds now owns the company. I am a fan of the gin, it is fantastic.

Canada: 100% because Canadians can apply to have the American taxes reimbursed and there is no tax on winnings in Canada.

Nah, it's meant for short measurements, like 1-5 feet.

Not bad! Here are some more.

And the Milky Way is moving about 1.3M mph away from the center of the universe so really the pigeon isn’t moving at all, its speed is zero thanks to rounding.

Wait. This symbol doesn't mean "okay" or "perfect"? What?

That’s the exact model I got for Christmas from my parents, it’s fantastic and I highly recommend it. It is stable, sturdy and holds all of my stand mixer attachments while the stand mixer rests on top.

That’s the exact model I got for Christmas from my parents, it’s fantastic and I highly recommend it. It is stable,…

A Metal Gear game really is just a movie with a few interactive sequences to break things up... So this movie is definitely a step backwards c:

If only we could get a tape of the president saying the n word then we will finally know he’s a racist and everything will be alright?

To be honest I clicked on the article because that seemed like an acronym you’d find in a Fallout game. The article was helpful and I learned something new, but I'm left feeling like this was a missed opportunity.

I present to you my mother’s crab dip bread bowl.

Fair enough, I got carried away with my tangy suggestions, and although you can get Worcestershire sauce that is made without anchovies, it is probably missing a key ingredient.

As a non vegan who enjoys the taste of vegan mayo, I have to ask why you dislike it? Taste? Calorie content? (because it certainly isn’t healthier than regular mayo!)

July 16th... The 197th day off the year. 197 is a prime number, this pleases me.

Yeah you’re right! Let’s go beat the shit out of some nerdy kids, tease them and call them fags, and ostracize them from their peers.