In honour of the great relationship with Canada right now. I recommend egg rolling Kraft Dinner.

I gotta say, it sounds... Wrong? Putting a sponge in the washer, it’s as off-putting as washing a garbage can in a dishwasher.

Your washer or dryer might even have a sanitize cycle, they’re getting pretty common.

Not the mention the billions, if not trillions, of dollars in taxpayer money wasted on corruption and horrible public policy that has cost the United States decades of progress.

I can’t use it, it is not mine. I am fine with this, and it isn’t difficult to understand.

I was thinking to myself “where the hell in Canada would someone act like this? I can’t think of a single place this awful...”

Possibly we should all just give up and start eating vegetables that have flavor, like baby spinach c:

Mouthwash. I’m a professional speaker and losing my voice is unacceptable. If you gargle mouthwash once an hour while sick it’ll kill bacteria and keep swelling down. You’ll never have a sore throat hold you back ever again.

I do this with audio books! The same idea, only get to listen to them when I’m doing dishes.

As a technician I agree that vinegar eats dishwasher rubber seals and would eventually cause the dishwasher to leak and fail, but I do have to mention that most dishwashers seem to last 7-10 years now and vinegar is only a risk after 20-30 years of use.

Sounds fantastic, I’ll trade you for a dry aged sous vide ribeye.

Can you be my life coach?

Minimalism makes my condo look tidier than my girlfriend’s house but really I’m just better at hiding shit in closets. On a side note does anyone need like 20 years of computer parts?

Can I trade you cus for cousin? I’ve got a big family, and it’s a very useful word.

Yes?

Yup, opinion. You don’t have to justify it to me, and I’m allowed to have one too.

I’m 30 years old living in Canada, and hardly have any idea who Whitney Houston was. Just because you think it should be important, doesn’t mean it is important.

It’s not even a even ratio... It’s 75% of the height and 74.324% of the width... What kind of monster would do this? I feel like I’m going to be sick.

How has everyone not already learned this important lesson from Zootopia? Otters are predators!

But will it understand what I want if I ask Siri to turn it to 11.