The difference between asparagus and the president of the United States is that it’ll be rotten within two days of being bought, the asparagus usually lasts four days.

I put the important thing I need to take with me on top of my shoes. It is important to note that my shoes are set out for the following day though.

Running two sets of tires costs almost nothing! If you run two sets, they get half the wear, and thus last twice as long. Your only expense should be a set of winter rims, after that you just need to change the tires in October and March to stay ahead of the seasons. So instead of buying a set of tires every 3-5…

And tragically even The Boring Company’s Not a Flamethrower is unavailable, because that would be another great overkill option.

And tragically even The Boring Company’s Not a Flamethrower is unavailable, because that would be another great…

MAPP is dangerous, do not cook with it, it should never be ingested. Butane (or Propane) is extremely safe, you’ll get a perfectly clean burn with the only byproducts being water and carbon dioxide. That’s why Butane torches are the culinary standard :)

MAPP is dangerous, do not cook with it, it should never be ingested. Butane (or Propane) is extremely safe, you’ll…

Nice list! Might I also recommend:

Nice list! Might I also recommend:

I dislocated my left wrist twice and tore a muscle in my shoulder. I can’t do pushups or really any heavy lifting for a few months at least. It was directly attributed to overexerting myself with exercises. My fault, I should have been more careful.

Lemon Spirulina Flow sounds like a UTI.

It seems the best time for my girlfriend to text me is when I’m working out, and a one hour workout will then take twice as long to finish. I absolutely mute my phone for that hour, although she does take it as a slight against her.

Yes, but they don’t afford the drugs, so much as they are supplied a drug in exchange for labour. Drugs users in favelas are not customers.

It would be really cool if the game mined bitcoin on your computer... an army of gamers would make a pretty decent mining platform.

They’re a little too poor to be customers... although they are perfect for recruitment.

We’re in Canada, so that isn’t as likely. With free healthcare not a penny would have been paid for the injury and we all pay into EI which would help cover lost wages in the worst scenario.

My buddy’s roof needed to be shingled, it was two days of work for amateurs. Between his and his wife’s pay, two days of work would pay the cost of labour. But instead of that they bought a bunch of meat and beer and held a fantastic “roofing party” and invited about 20 guests. They still saved money, and it was a lot…

I came up with a great solution a few years back; I cut up all my sponges into roughly 1" by 2" blocks. The idea is that you don’t need a whole sponge to clean something, it’s really just the area under your index finger that is applying force, usually at the corner of the sponge. That’s why the corners of your…

The universal attachment hub is more universal than I had realised.

Wow, sounds like housewives in their 50s are killing the Instant Pot industry... score one for millennials?

Rest days are important to proper muscle growth. You’re talking about a small, possibly even a single, push-up every day. But when you get into higher rep ranges you’ll slow down, then stop, and if you ignore the warning signs, actually reverse your progress because of overtraining. I’m doing 200 decline push-ups…

The condo I’m renting has an over-the-range microwave... it’s fine but it’s a terrible vent hood. I would take it out, install a hood, and ditch the microwave altogether if I wasn’t renting.

*Spends an hour creating the perfect avatar*