Aw, come on! Your secret is safe with the internet!

Uh, The Mother-Scratchin' THING.

AHEM. IN GROVER'S VOICE.

Don't provoke her, you fool!

Yeah. Fishing was one of my dad's big things, too, and I always saw those trips as sort of a burden, but I'd give anything to go out on the lake with him now. I hope you do find a way to connect, however you manage to do it!

You could try to dip into his interests, too. I'm the inverse of this man — I lost my dad when he was pretty young, and as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate the things he enjoyed, and dearly wish I could have shared them with him when he was alive.

Read the article, dude. The fact that they know it's fake is fundamental to the outrage - they're disappointed that it's not being faked the way they want it to be faked.

I don't understand; you're saying "80s style goofiness" is a BAD thing? And a WORSE thing than xtreme attitude?

If a fighting game is fun a thousand punches in it's because it's a fun game, not because the characters' technical physics are consistent with their fictional backstories. Batman: Dark Victory had a really believably balanced Batman and it didn't make the game one single bit less agonizingly bad.

That's what I think! Then you'll have an army celebrating a fun game and three or four point-missing doofuses on the internet complaining that it's "unrealistic."

All that's boring is anally debating how superheroes would "realistically" match up, as in "reality." Making Batman punch Superman is fun.

People who fixate on that are universally boring; why tailor your game to boring people? It'd be like a chef inventing a new dish especially for the health inspector.

There's also the option of passive aggressive commentary. "No, no, no, no, NO! WRONG! It's a pud, not a petunia! Get in there! It's not gonna bite you! GOD!"

Everything about this reeks of Sega Genesis nickel & diming, incremental upgrade crap. This is the Sega CD of its generation, and I learned my lesson the first time.

:|

Actually there's a cheat code that lets you seduce incompatible characters and turn them gay. Pause, press up, up, down, down, and then say "HUCKABEE" into your microphone.

Is that how you realized you were a sociopath?

This logical paradox needs a Not Safe For Robots warning.

"...piggy poop balls."

Wowwwwwww(wwwwwww). I'm in awe. I'd love to see an NES done by her, because that's where Castlevania lives, if I may be so Castlevania snob.