Was that a varnish joke?

Great idea!

In Soviet Russia, drugs suck you!

Hahaha, prison rape! Good joke, dude.

That implication isn't there at all, no.

Well, I'm all grown up now.

Says the guy applying NRA, "laws shouldn't exist unless they're 100% effective" logic? I haven't followed the Measure B debate, but I sincerely doubt even the most optimistic projections said that it would *fully eliminate* HIV from the porn industry.

Why do we always turn into victims when this stuff happens? Are we not, ourselves, capable of trolling? I mean, it's North Korea. We should have started Tweeting pictures of ourselves doing things other than playing video games online, like using all the electricity we want, eating food, and voting.

Literally NO ONE cares. Some people THINK other people care, so they think they have to get out in the arena and draw PS4/XBOX/Nintendo loyalist blood to win over the people who care, but nooooboooodyyyy caaaaaaares.

He seems like a really nice guy.

Staying out altogether is just another thing that "good white people" do to avoid feeling bad about themselves.

This descent is one of those "you had to be there" moments. It looks cool to watch, but it's a heck of a lot more fun to play. Get to the bottom, hit a switch, and watch as the gigantic flood gates open. Actually, it's best not to watch—the doors are on a fifteen minute timer. Use your best wallruns and leaps to get…

Of all the things to coin a hyphenated outragdjective about. (I'd have gone with "blame-consumer-firsters.")

Awwwwesoooome. Thanks!

PERFECT.

Lions would *totally* use guns if they had thumbs.

"I only listen to mainstream music and think obscure, ecclectic music sucks."

Holy shit, you face hidden lions and crocodiles in your life? And I thought my routine was stressful.

They're lying. Adventure Time has made numerous references to Gamergate and MRAs. I think the earliest one was in episode 2.1:

I love it, but is this really 'you need to have a talk with your son' stuff? It seems more like 'your son might be a sociopath' stuff.