So so ridiculous.  Agree with others, the internet was a mistake.

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

This is my old man screams at cloud moment.

It was a weird game to play during the lockdowns

Hideo Kojima Presents

It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

Never has a game so swiftly torpedoed my interest upon starting it for reasons not related to the actual gameplay.

“...in a terrible position. On top of it all, I have to look down at you every time I touch you.”

Dates end badly that way. Even the ones you pay $2000 for. 

I'm just disappointed I left a customer unsatisfied.

“For $2,000, you got a five-inch unit in a terrible position.”

I’m guessing they replaced the standard suspension with Orbital Drop Shocks.

Giving Master Chief some sad backstory, having some “why did you save me, what makes me special” crap.

sources claim it tastes the same as a regular arrow, but is entirely plant based.

That plane fight is totally unrealistic, everyone knows you can’t climb things that aren’t yellow! It’s science!

I believe that was MegaMan Powered Up, the adorable remake of the first game (with two new robot masters added, one of which had a bizarre blackface character design), which had all sorts of modes for playing as different characters and making your own levels and stuff.

can you explain crypto and blockchain and mining to me like i’m five? 

Somewhere….Zack Snyder just got an edge-lord boner thinking of a “grim” Starfox Cinematic Universe 9 hour long Director’s Cut.

Dark Peppy: “Do a m’fin barrel roll, ahole!”