So so ridiculous.  Agree with others, the internet was a mistake.

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

This is my old man screams at cloud moment.

It was a weird game to play during the lockdowns

Hideo Kojima Presents

The anti-Pratt Internet - so, the Internet - is having a blast with the homoerotic stuff there.

I’m ready to go the other way. I just re-binged Parks & Rec. Fuck you, Chris Pratt is awesome.

It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

For $10, it’s not bad :/

I have to say I always felt Forward Unto Dawn was given short shrift, it was a solid project that focused on the extended universe in a way that felt meaningful. Nightfall was less impressive (I can’t help but think Scott was a bit too hands on and we see where that has left other projects i.e. Alien/Blade Runner).

Never has a game so swiftly torpedoed my interest upon starting it for reasons not related to the actual gameplay.

“...in a terrible position. On top of it all, I have to look down at you every time I touch you.”

Dates end badly that way. Even the ones you pay $2000 for. 

I'm just disappointed I left a customer unsatisfied.

“For $2,000, you got a five-inch unit in a terrible position.”

I’m guessing they replaced the standard suspension with Orbital Drop Shocks.

Giving Master Chief some sad backstory, having some “why did you save me, what makes me special” crap.

sources claim it tastes the same as a regular arrow, but is entirely plant based.

That plane fight is totally unrealistic, everyone knows you can’t climb things that aren’t yellow! It’s science!

I am so unreasonably hyped for this. Give me ALL the nonsense. Give me on the nose symbolism, 10 min long discussion of philosophy that grinds the movie to a halt, give me everything Jessica Henwick is doing all the Matrix + Inception nonsense in that trailer. I’m all in for me to walk out of this movie and be like…