Is King Dice gonna have to choke a bitch?

This is...so much garbage. The eShop is hard enough to navigate without having to wade through the constant flow of crap each week. 

Fantastic stuff, Will.

It sounds like background music for a 90s JRPG boss battle.

“HDMI Device Link” is Sony’s branding for HDMI-CEC, which your display needs to both support and have enabled for devices to be able to take advantage of it. It’s been around for ages, but it’s a flaky standard with even flakier adoption, so it’s mostly just used for changing the volume on your home theater with your…

I mean I know you guys don’t give a fuck but can you try not to spoil this shit so easily.  I didn’t even realize this was a masked singer article until I read it in the damn thing. 

...(no word if Stephen Colbert will return as Judy’s dad, but he’s even busier now than he was when the old show ended).

Surprised no one did the dumb and dumber snowman.

In related news, Jessie Spano is back in rehab after losing her thirty year long battle with caffeine.

In no order, just sorted by ‘power’. Plus its mostly theoretical because a lot of the games make people strong on paper but never actually show it.

what do you mean? After Burner had a couple of sequels

The budget for Pledge alone will be in the high six figures.

There was a lot of previous research to build on, including years’ worth of work to create a vaccine for SARS and for MERS, both close relatives of this one.

When I can get past the captcha loop, the shipping page doesn’t list US for an address.

Hamster: “No, you sure don’t.”

Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this lightsaber.

Piss off, Force ghost!

All non-essential personnel, report to the holds in 10 minutes time for the scheduled briefing session with the Commandant. You are ordered to continue manning your posts until that time.

Verrazzano Bridge checkpoint passed.