+1 Wow that was a dark comment

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

It’s good to see Puig knock something out.

People who were Niners fans as kids in the ‘80s who want to pass down their fandom without stopping to consider that Joe Montana and Jerry Rice are not walking through that door.

Working as a salesman at 16? What? Shouldn’t he be working some shitastic retail/food service job like the rest of us did at that age? Is this how people grow up to not be cynics? They just skip the jobs that make you hate everyone and everything? This is bullshit!

Fantastic.

It was fine, and you ruined it.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

Sometimes you need to block out the noise from teh haterz... like your barber.

Still better than being a millionaire and using beats headphones.

WTF is going on with his hair

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

I’d love to know what, exactly, you think this has to do with the first amendment. Last I checked, Univision wasn’t the government.

That’s disappointing. I hope it isn’t a sign of things to come. That email guy doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on and capitulating to Chuck Johnson is shitty. I hope the new owners don’t take your teeth away. The Gawker blogs ability to go after sacred cows and call out bullshit is part of why we keep coming here.

Yes, if there’s someone who knows not to create a spectacle that undermines the collective, it’s John Tortorella.

When will professional athletes ever learn that it’s only OK to assault other people if you’re actually good and the team needs you.

The home plate umpire, who had been made aware of the upcoming beanball, warned both benches.

So, the umpire knew it was going to happen, and didn't stop it? Every adult in this situation is a worthless piece of shit.

Ordering a 10 year-old to drill another 10 year-old in order to knock him out of the game goes way beyond being a "bad sports parent."

I've had the pleasure of meeting Mitch a few times. This sounds about right for him. Just a great guy all around.

Mitch Williams is trying to get into the heads of ten-year-olds.