Varsity Blue Balls

Senior at a high school neighboring CDM here , and there were a couple more things going on.

The Wonderlic test becomes a little more important in this draft

Or you could just hang out with Burt and Heather.

I wish you would put notes at the top of these articles instead of at the bottom. I got deep into this before I saw the author use the pronoun "we" to describe an action on campus, and suddenly I realized that this was an advocacy piece written by a participant, and not a journalistic piece per se (to the extent that…

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

Agreed. It's just seeing two assholes banter.

I was just about to say this. He is an ass, and she is really just the worst kind of bottom of the barrel, "edgy" comedian who isn't really funny.

There is no one to root for in this scenario.

another image of the canadian beating

The Oilers are Canada's men's team now? That seems ill-advised.

where the hell do i find these?

Like watching a promo for a 60s Bond film. Oh how far we have come.

Titty sprinkles

Hell yes?

Yes or no?

Here's your new Joystick mr. Anders