Actually, that sound you heard wasn't a starter's pistol. Just someone shooting a stray dog.

Go him!

At the end of Le Batard's suspension email, he was told that he had to forward it to at least 50 people, or he'd be killed by a Chupacabra with nunchucks.

I'm not surprised by these allegations at all. I mean, just look this guy in the eye and tell me there's nothing shady going on.

If you're wondering... these:

Apparently the crime scene does not include the hood, front fenders or tires of the vehicle, but does include part of the adjacent car.

"I'm awful surprised to hear about that," Reid said. "In Philly, our parking lot crew just swept them up after the cars all left."

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

Piers Morgan has a guy on right now (12:40 AM EST) talking about how violent video games and movies are to blame for these shootings. Said something like, "Will it really hurt if there was a bonfire on your front lawn where people were burning all of your violent video games, and you threw your son's copy of Grand…

Landscape video.

To be fair, you can't even walk in Chicago without running into at least a few Poles.

We all know he wasn't a "True" Raders fan or the article would be talking about the woman recovering from her impalement wounds too...

Am I the only person wondering WHO all the people were supporting this site?! I mean, I'm appalled at the gall of this guy, but what about the people that were supporting and going to this site?! I know there is no way to track them, but there is a seriously low level of people out there if they think this is okay,…

I keep hearing how Anonymous is such a bad group, but judging just by the kinds of folks they destroy: this guy, WBC, etc, I have to say I don't see what is the problem. This guy (a loser who lives in his parents' home) is the very definition of what Anonymous is out there to protect the rest of us from.

How has this guy not been killed by someone? People have been murdered for a lot less.