Five goddamned paragraphs on that goddamned tea pot

What's the fuss? There's always tea, pee in the bathroom.

Holy crap, that locker room looks like a dive.

If you don't name names, than you are part of the problem. Stand up and tell the truth about these incidents, and be part of the solution.

See, the radiation in the ocean turns fish to narcotics. And you all thought fukishima was dangerous.

Craigslist?

Bears and Ravens fans can relate to the jumper with over five hours of Phil Simms yesterday.

lol – guys, hipsters don't go to football games! Everyone knows that. No, this man is a genuine Bro. The tatted arm, backwards cap, the buzzed head and sports hoodie definitely give him Bro status. I don't know where he got the shoes.

Yea nice shoes hipster. Go jump off a brid— oh, wait.

fucking hipster football fan. he's been sitting in the third deck since before it was cool. "Pass me another Coors, dude!"

He should be brought up on charges of reckless endangerment, banned from the stadium and sued by the person injured.

Also, was he trying to slide down the railing? What a jackass. If this had happened in Philadelphia he would have been beaten to death before the paramedics got there.

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

I was trying realllly hard to see if that was writing under there, or if he literally got fucking scribbles tattooed under his mouth...

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

What on earth does 'the colder parts of the US' have to do with getting wasted and hitting trees?

Wow.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

The bald Jets fan who put the towel over his head must have realized the fight was being video taped and being in the witness protection program, he was protecting his identity

This was really great. Thanks.