Even the yips can be solved with leather. Berman is a genius.

I'm just going to leave this here:

His chugging is like his comedy: non-threatening and somewhat endearing yet sloppy and not impressive enough that he should expect a paycheck for it.

Gratuitous, to be sure, but at least the ad is brief.

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Michael Jordan has already lost the $200 on Blackjack.

Keeper got a terrible read on it and started to his left. Way too late by the time he figured it out. Absolute knuckler of a shot he got off with zero space and wind-up though. Can't take any credit away from Tevez there.

Great goal, but poor reaction from the keeper it must be said.

I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

Just wait until the Rockies lose to the University of Phoenix on Tuesday

really? I didn't know that. But I'm super high.

Jesus, this guy just really doesn't know when he's finished, does he?

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

American Sniper is just the Marine Todd internet meme made into a movie. Remember when The Passion of the Christ came out and people were afraid to criticize it for being nothing more than two hours of torture-porn because they were afraid of going to hell? That's Sniper. People don't want to be considered…

Only Justin Timberlake makes Jimmy Fallon bearable.

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction: