You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Generally it's the owner of the company during the office Christmas party.

I think “uh-uh” is what you were trying to say.

What a bunch of Mularkey.

Can the pentagon learn from this in an approach to foreign policy?

Honestly, if someone paid for re-enactments of these situations with races reversed, and posted them within an hour of the originals on YouTube with the title “Government Over-Reach”, it would more aptly shine a light on all these situations. Where is the group willing to do this? I will donate.

That's what I was saying.

Isn't this just a form of horse racing? You look at past performance, matchups, a ton of statistics, and place a wager on who will perform the best in a pool of other betters?

Yes.

I am die hard Chiefs fan and it was hilarious. Go fuck yourself.

This dude does nothing but critique the writers on this site. He seems to be butt hurt about being passed up for a job or something.

I've never been prouder of my alma mater.

My mother died when I was 6 too. I only mention it when others burn me and I have nothing funny/intelligent/coherent to say in reply. Well played.

2 weeks? Yup. 2 weeks until this idiot kills himself in this incredibly unstable contraption. The umbrella is essentially acting like a kite that will flip this future Darwin Award Winner to his grisly demise. At least whoever is filming will have enough YouTube hits to pay for the funeral.

This has been out for a few years, no?

Yes. *slow clap*

I am curious as well. Can you answer Bad Rabbit’s question?

Isn’t this the same argument for gun control?

Good thing hitchBOT wasn’t dressed as Santa. The damage could've been worse.

As someone familiar with blast freezers in the meat packing industry, I can tell you that they are normally -40°F and can freeze a 8lb piece of meat rock solid in about 15 minutes. I’ve been told that if you were to be locked in said freezer, naked, it would only take 5 minutes to cause life threatening injury.