Now this is how you do a dead kid commercial!

Lance Armstrong lied? No. Fucking. Way.

Even Carl Winslow was there:

I realize it's not related to soccer, but this was the other goal that came to mind when I saw this. In the sense of that you say "oh my God" about five times and then you finish

Watching the media deal with Marshawn Lynch is like watching a man bash himself in the head with a hammer and then complain about his headache.

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

"A Dream Start. This is beyond dreams. Perhaps a wet dream!"

I'd wager that most player's contracts have non-compete clauses that prevent them from outright selling. Additionally, if they have any endorsements, the lawyer squad should put something similar in there. Those are probably the top two reasons you don't see it.

I'm sure my opinion will change sometime, but I don't see that happening soon. My sense of humor is more geared towards the way SP satires super-serious situations that aren't that serious at all (the stem cell episode is a great example of that). But I will also say that Always Sunny makes me laugh every time and I…

What, nobody carries flares in their cars anymore? I have a set just for such an emergency. Walking well off of the roadway and waving two of burning flares would surely be seen and notify drivers of a potential hazard down the roadway. I'm not saying you have to be a hero, just warn oncoming traffic so they don't…

How did he recognize you dressed as a juggalo?

When I first saw the title, I thought he was just attending Nuggets games again.

Terry Francona's struggle at 3:19 is so good.

Here's how the Albert Achievement Awards looked in 1987.

Somewhere up in heaven, Stu is looking down on us and smiling.

In defense of the 40+ crowd, and recent eulogizing notwithstanding, none of this — the font, the clothes, the talk, the people, the facial hair, the music — was cool when it aired.

Jungle Boy? Why you sonofabitch I'll show you jungle boy...