"It's not all that unusual in the world for universities to provide the housing,"

Someone just shit on his favorite rug. It really tied the room together.

Dude, I slept with Pocahontas. Twice.

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

It never ends well for Rome when a horde of Germanic barbarians pays a visit.

"Famine her right in the potato."

But, Paul Ryan still ran a sub 3 hour marathon, right?

Jerry Jones has scouts everywhere.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

she's a Jezebel commenter. A Jezebel writer would avoid sunlight and water.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

Keith Olbermann forces NFL to read the show pending comments on every Deadspin post.

It only took 1 Watt.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

Of course, hip-hop artists, they come and go. They come and go. But I'm still here.

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

So after his orgasm, did he go off and drain the snake, or did he look elsewhere in the barnyard and choke his chicken?

For fuck snakes