This is just part of the application process for Ray Rice's summer camp.

NASCAR is full of thugs.

Smoke was in fear for his life. DRIVE YOUR GROUND!!! 2nd Amendment.

They neuter millions of California Raisins. It's like very specific soylent green for racist caricatures.

Go to an urban high school... that is exactly the approach that is taken. More cops in school turn school fights into arrests and criminal records.

This is a really great and well-reasoned piece, Tim.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Looks like a cane, but I guess "scepter" gets more clicks.

Anybody else laugh at the irony of a Dinosaur pitching to a Priest? Somewhere Creationists are jumping for joy.

Too bad Robert Wagner didn't have anybody chasing after his floating missus

It's performance art. Leslie didn't exist before yesterday.

one more than they will ever want.

Oh btw, in Canada, its spelled "honoured" ;)

If only there was some sort of Simpson's reference that applied to this...

someone should post that "in rod we trust" picture from the simpsons

If only there were some sort of tangentially related image from a television show that applied here!

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

That was nice of Dwight Howard.

"Bringing baggage into the locker room", give me a break.