Dream Beaver

I'd Stihl hit it.

Yesterday I was reading comments by a racist complaining that everything is always about race. Now there's a racist who's pissed that nobody is considering race. Which is it big, brainy free-thinkers? Lol. Most people would avoid commenting when they know they are going to get eviscerated but racists seem to just love…

To Amorelli's credit, I can think of at least one other context where one wouldn't want to finish first ...

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A challenger approaches...

Sean,

So you're saying his grandma is available?

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK. It so therapeutic and relaxing. BLOCK BLOCK.

E = hr²

Whitecaps (MLS) account came over and took a big piss all over the place.

Donald Trump: only natural born American hits count. No one cares about how many hits he had in China.

wait. Someone is broadcasting Charity Bowling?

This is practically a snuff film in Milwaukee.

Dikembe Mutombo just bought the company who makes that pinsetter.

Throwing cock into a broken-down, sub-regulation hoop pretty much sums up my college years.

Mayor McCheese: Welcome everyone. I want to personally thank you for convening on the court this morning to participate in the first annual Fast Food Court Classic. I am happy to announce that all proceeds will go towards funding PETA. [wanking motion]

I love seeing bird magic on the court.

Chicken is best in buckets.