Chapernicus
Chapernicus
Chapernicus

I'm not disputing that economics plays a factor, but interest/culture is a much, much bigger one, in my opinion.

Hefner is still the only guy I've seen successfully swing in pajamas.

The correct answer is 2 rounds. 0 is unacceptable. 1 is cheap ass. 2 rounds means you're laying out upwards of $40, and then it's time to start alternating rounds. 3 rounds starts to get costly and makes you look like slave labor. The gesture of inviting the person to the game has been repaid at 2 rounds.

To avoid that "single item judgment," I make sure to grab a few things.

can we say that Cunt was a Cinderella Story?

The last time I had a "Taiwanese Homerun" it ended a lot different.

It's such a shame they're moving to Seattle.

Looks like they have a few different versions.

Making money from a broken leg is nothing new in Louisville. People need glue, don't they?

The Referee, Irving, was unavailable for comment on this matter due to vacationing in Cancun.

Finally, some good news coming from a Sandy hook.

Pittsburgh finally settled on a Pope.

[brothers huddle up]

Unfortunately, Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother, Tupper.

Someone get that kid some deer antler spray, quick.

How does this shit get approved?

I see your sad Gators fan, and raise you one:

This is a proud day for Mr. Whitlock, and indeed for every alumnus of The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

admitting that he willingly chose to work in a medium that isn't eligible for the Pulitzers