Nobody has failed upward more than Jimmy Fallon. Fuck that no talent hack.

When asked, Brian Williams stated, “I believe her.”.

To the starting 8 of Kentucky,

Gay Wedding Pizza is a great band name.

Too much butter with the crab legs apparently.

How is Viagra (Pfizer) not advertising in this calendar?

Roy Williams is bequeathing a file cabinet full of essays for the future recruits.

I HATE Jimmy Fallon. Not because he's a horrible person, he's arguably the best human being on television (Ellen fans calm down) but because he's not funny. While this was a great gesture, it doesn't make up for the fact that he isn't funny. Or talented. Or have some reasonable explanation why he's on The Tonight…

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I believe that Lamb just gave his Dave Chappelle doing Rick James impression.

Shouldn't this be a Defamer article?

When will this trend of not beginning sentences with capital letters end? Every hipster writer I know is doing this. And it's annoying.

Well, then Lorne just moved up to #3 on my list of famous people I need to upper deck at their home.

Jimmy Fallon is not, never was, will never be, funny. Ever. A bad stand-up, terrible SNL cast member, horrible actor, boring late night host, and now he is the host of arguably the most coveted talk show on TV? How does one person fail upward so much?

I don't agree with the quote from the blog, but I love it, "Deadspin is the bathroom wall of the Internet.". I personally believe that Reddit is the bathroom wall of the Internet. Deadspin is the toilet paper keeping the piss off your ass.

Just here to see who says "That's an O.K. Goal, but this one is better...".

Anyone who thinks Brett Ratner is a "cool guy" is either shilling for him, or lost their soul blowing him for a part.

Gentrification is a hipster word. This country has been gentrified from day one. While I don't know the line of demarcation (as many others don't) in regards to separating a culture from it's geographical lines, it is something that will never change. When a certain place becomes enviable by those with means, it will…

Adam Banks, The Mighty Ducks, handles this situation well.

Rhianna has gotten this foul called many times as well.