To be fair, weren't most people in Long Island conceived in a parking lot?

#WeCantEvenGiveThisStuffAway

Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.

I believe it went to Baker and then Bilko.

This Stevie Wonder Truther shit makes me laugh. Even if it is true, which I truly hope it is simply for the civil unrest and Fox News outrage that will follow, what is the wanted outcome? Do we strip Grammy's and awards away Joe Paterno style? Do we publicly shame him like Brian Williams? Does Paul McCartney denounce…

Michael Shermer addressed these in his book "Why People Believe Wierd Things". I highly recommend it.

Yep. And when any quarterback throws a ball and it is caught, regardless of the athleticism, it's just a touchdown. Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

If the entire Deadspin staff went down in a plane crash on a deserted island, and you had to survive by eating someone, who would you eat first, and who do you think would be the tastiest?

I would love to see Susan Sarandon play the Juno role and Eric Stonestreet as Otho. I will see this movie opening night.

I'm commenting so I don't get fined.

The butterfly effect is important. If I hadn't skipped 5th hour in High School and not grabbed that burrito, shit my brains out the next day, only to watch the Price is Right while home, I never would have known how much a 95' Ford Escort costs. The choices we make...

To an extant, I agree. However, while I don't necessarily subscribe to the idea, a lot of people wear jewelry for nostalgic purposes. I had a friend who's wife died of cancer (breast cancer at 27). He had her and his wedding rings turned into a pretty cool necklace. (It's hard to explain but it's basically an infinity…

I'm sure the fight started over Obama's new plan to give a tax break to duel-earner families. When will the partisanship end?

Hungarian Lamborghini Crash is a great band name.

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

Satire is a very hard thing to convey. It's purpose is to provoke thought through embellishment and absurdity. The idea is to say something outlandish that people take notice, they then become passionate about it, and then have them realize that there is a different purpose to the statement than the literal idea being…

I agree with Hollywood.

Whoa. We all saw what happened in Boston when someone expected a tip.

Got it. So in essence, Johnny Football could have bought new cleats/pads/jerseys for every college game, kept them, and when he was no longer in college, sold them on the open market? Does the NFL have regulations against active players doing this? Obviously retired/cut players do this all the time, and active players…