Am I the only one that read Peterson every time I read Patterson?

If we let racist Donald Sterling in, then we would have to let in Bruce Levinson, Marge Schott, and any team owner around when sports weren't broadcast in color. We must maintain the integrity of the hall.

1/3 =.33333

I really don't know who is crazier; the Bigfoot believers or the anti-vaccine crowd?

I love Daniel Genis' pieces. How did he even become part of Deadspin/Gawker?

Womb to mouth, biscuit to biscuit.

I hate the new bottom corner score box. Hate it.

If Jack helped you off the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

The message from the NCAA about concussions:

I hope you get cancer.

I think he was just doing the cha cha slide.

He even left his pads on the ground. Guess he wanted them be somewhere familiar.

I'm sure Kobe was just happy that someone was excited to give him an assist.

God. I was hoping the Panther fan would've turned around and said this.

I see Serene Branson has been put on ticker duty.

I agree with you and the context of your post. However, because I am an asshole, please refrain from using "almost ALWAYS". Instead, use something like "sometimes INVARIABLY", "occasionally PERSISTANTLY", or "60% of the time, IT WORKS EVERY TIME".

Exactly. +1

As a former resident of College Station, there is certainly no shortage of Buddy Garrity's that attend anything even remotely related to Aggie Football.

Really? Not one Clausen pickles reference? Always "refrigerated"? A number of puns and dick references wasted.