I love your pieces and look forward to reading your book. You really have a great way with humanizing the life of a convict without making excuses for them or yourself. But you also have a great sense of explaining a culture as an anthropologist and giving context for its idiosyncrasies and social mores. Best of luck…

Santa has always tried to tell others how to behave. Judgmental dick.

Lindsey Lohan was so adorable when she was younger.

Man, the Johova's Witnesses are really getting serious about spreading the good news.

I think I'm in love with you. We should run away together.

Your hat is an indefensible position.

What an asshat. I want my $4. (Better off Dead reference with inflation).

Just saying, it's not a scientific response. Every person is different. Genetically speaking. And knee jerk or not, it happened. You could've easily died as well taking off a doctor prescribed defibrillator.

Jim Fixx died, while running, of a heart attack. Maybe you're wrong. And just lucky, genetically speaking.

Cosby agrees.

To be fair, she is 315 years old in dog years. The fan base that loves her the most letting them know its time for dinner.

So......bet the under?

I assume the player was from Russia and the umpire was from the Ukraine.

"No me duele!" Spanish for, "bitch ripped my ear off, I don't care, let me beat this whore.". Or, "I'm not hurt.", if you follow Rosetta Stone.

This is #2 so far this season. #1 is still, "Famine her right in the potato".

Love the handle, sir. Where are you located?

When are you morons going to realize this is Deadspin. Not (insert family friendly sports website for jerkoffs like you). There have literally been no less than 5 posts about "Fuck her right in the Pussy.". And you want to know why they haven't posted the results of a marathon? Really strong work.

Mark Dantonio looks like Belichick.

Their were two snakes hiding in that room. The guy is hung like a small pony apparently.

I would have thought Peyton would have more than 40 TD's from his side of the 50. I get that it is obviously harder and it relies more on the receiver than QB, I am wondering the stats on who is the all-time leader of TD passes from their side of the 50 yard line.