Dude...you have serious problems. Or do I have to answer 3 questions to cross your bridge sir.

I haven't seen someone celebrate a win that much since Chris Brown getting back together with Rhianna.

The French never gloat before they win. Look at Jean Van De Velde.

No, Skip will more than likely slob his knob and say what a champion he was for winning, even in the face of his own pride. Tim Tebow will shed a tear.

Bear Grills had no comment and is said to have fled the country.

Hat tip to New Era.

Ichiro was quoted as saying, "Who is Pete Lose?".

Unfortunately for her, Mike Ricci is still the ugliest person to ever crest the mountain top. There will be no other, and those of less than desirable looks should always thank him but yet, detest him.

Why Chevy hasn't jumped all over "Bolt in a Volt" is beyond me...

I imagine it's pretty hard to make a wrathy Jezebel come.

Victoria Secret's spokeswoman called a 19 year old Kate Upton fat. I think that pretty much sums up their proclivity for being assholes.

Youth baseball has become exceedingly more expensive over the years if you want to advance quickly through the different leagues and divisions. With the advent of select ball, personal coaches, and winter hitting and fielding facilities, it becomes easier to excel quicker for those with means. Baseball is arguably a…

The stadium is only 19 years old. How much renovation does it need? My 19 year old daughter I'm sure would love a boob job, but like the stadium, there are plenty of douche bags wanting to get inside her without the improvements.

So many Trolls for a seemingly innocent NBC gaff. I'd hate to see what happens if Mr. Ley incorrectly quoted Tiger as saying "Cunt". The fallout would greater than Fuckushima I'm guessing.

In all seriousness, it is valid to want express that you're proud of your family and hometown/homestate/homeland. It is valid to say that you're proud of being Southern but not proud of what the South has done.

Thanks. Deadspin now owes me a new keyboard as I just spit beer all over mine. That, was hilarious!

Rick Warren approved of Rice's "faggot" comment. At least until today.

(As long as we have decided to be a bunch of racist assholes) I'm sure they just doubted his ability to drive the lane.

No $3,000 allowance for possible abortions? Should've had the old man look over it first.

+1.