The Darvish's were quoted as saying "Bully".

Well, Tim McCarver is retiring. This will be the last year I am paying MLB with my soul.

I believe Orel knew why Magic couldn't make the pitch.

I accidentally dumped the bag after two bumps off someone's ass once.

Can't wait for this this to happen in the locker room.

Chris Brown is announcing hockey now?

Douche, it was a reference to THE Ohio State University. Settle. The Fuck. Down. Troll.

That would be THE excited tromboner.

Brandi Favre is running for mayor of Albuquerque. I hear that Heisenberg is a big supporter.

I believe one had to read the article with a tone of sarcasm.

Please be Tim Tebow. Please be Tim Tebow. Please be Tim Tebow.

Polk High has seen this before.

This also happened on Dec. 3, 2008: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertain… Coincidence?

Apparently the Knights didn't want that ominous "red dot" over their arena on Google Maps.

Chris Christy looks smaller in pictures than he does on TV.

I feel the line between Trolling, Satire, and Journalism is becoming extremely blurry with this new format. It's kinda of like Nambla members being able to vote in the Pope's conclave and then having Ted Haggert sign off on the results. Be careful what you ask for...