Jesus can have the wheel. I call dibs on the drivetrain!

There are situations where lane splitting is definitely safer then not. Most of them involve distracted drivers who are more prone to rear ending motorcyclists in stop and go traffic or at lights.

He says he dailies through Michigan. Michigan and Quebec are damn near identical as far as weather and road issues.

Can I get that in British racing green? Hold the canards, wing and oversized badge please!

60k plus a bus? Not that I have the money for either, but I’d wager Tesla performance numbers crush this thing. I’ll take AWD and ludicrous speed over knee cap crushing rust prone nostalgia. VW buses are at their best when parked. The getting from place to place in makes a ride in a Nissan Versa seem like an Aston…

Spare room in the holding cell? Need a quick collar for the Sargents exam?

Or you could look at it like: a small number of doctors wants to nip rolling coal jack offs in the bud which might prevent Utah from spoiling everyone else's fun by implementing California smog standards. Morons like this become lighting rods that people will use to get the state even more involved.

First rule of “nitseW ehT” is you don’t talk about “nitseW ehT”

Looks like five minutes on a forge would turn the handle into a pretty good bottle opener if nothing else.

The things I would do for a two car garage!

Have you ever driven one of these? The two I drove have about five inches of play in the wheel. It was like driving an old SnapOn delivery truck.

Didn’t the 98's-2000's have issues?

They look similar under a microscope too!

Voldemort quidditch?

Costello: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is drops the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow—a triple play.
Abbott: Yeah, it could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long fly ball to…

I buy that if it was closer. Go down to BFG 31's and drive it till it breaks.

This is exactly why I haven’t bought another bike since moving to Sac. There is an insane amount of rode debris on the freeways here. From mattresses to front bumpers the tow truck guys are always leaving on the shoulders after an accident. I got hit in the helmet when a Napa auto parts truck lost a box when I was…

Your daily drive in the Hoonicorn would consist of a couple of miles then getting pulled over and your vehicle seized. Then the police would “run tests” on your vehicle. You would spend a chunk of change hiring a lawyer. They would be driving your vehicle for half a year. You would get a letter about your removal of…

Out of all the harrowing stuff we see going on in Florida should the Attorney General really be giving priority to a guy with a $150,000 car that wasn’t “all that”?