Cetotherium
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“Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”

Lisa is the best, so thanks, I guess?

“… the workers must be armed and organized. The whole proletariat must be armed at once with muskets, rifles, cannon and ammunition… Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.”
– Karl Marx, famous gun-control advocate.

Ban the 2nd. Take their fucking guns, every last one.

In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

I for one welcome the commie lesbians coming to take our guns.

So I know he is the VP of the NRA, and I actually don’t know much about the NRA, but I totally imagine the president of the NRA as some sort of faceless villain. The likes of Dr. Claw spring to mind....

Ain’t no party like the Communist Party!

I would be scared too.

Well in all fairness, Trump jr.’s supplier forgot that you’re not supposed to send coke by mail.

My husband knows a woman (American) who is weirdly obsessed with England. She tells everyone she meets about how the greatest day of her life was the day she “met” the Queen on a walkabout (and by “met,” I mean she stood there and cried while QEII shuffled by.) She also hated Meghan Markle with a passion, constantly

Its like that drug PSA from the 80's where the dad asks his son where he learned to do drugs and the kid tells him that he learned it from watching his dad.

In a way the US was created by British racism.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

I grew up in Northern Ireland during the Troubles.

That’s a really great point that I also have never thought of. I was very comfortable typing on AOL instant messenger. It’s how I learned to type! But for this generation you’re right, they are so comfortable showing their face and speaking, where I still not do it ever.

And you think it’s okay for adults to fuck minors. I too stand by mine with the added comment that you’re disgusting and I hope you don’t have regular contact with teens or children

Where’s the captioned version?

good riddance to bad rubbish

please don’t compare a beautiful film like Moonlight to this dumpster fire pedophilia fantasy