I used to be the caretaker for an apartment block in an old neighbourhood east of the river in my old city. I loved the neighbourhood, even though it was rough and old. The river was literally on our doorstep, and two separate(but equally stupid) families of eagles timeshared a nest right nearby. In short, it was…

Interesting the number of ppl here saying you should have scored free babysitting rather than commending you for not exploiting the poor woman in death as she was in life. 

How would you feel if the systematic captivity, torture, and enslavement of your ancestors and people who look like you was reduced to “something you don’t like”?

I LOVE Rottweilers.

I think it’s the stigma of poodles. They’re characterized in media as the “mean girl” of dogs. 

At the local school in my old neighbourhood, which had a high poverty rate and many families from minority groups, it was almost all middle class white idiots with a “saviour” mentality, who were patronizing and condescending to students and families. They tried that shit on a friend of mine, and her “Excuse me?”…

What the fuck is that caption supposed to mean? Why would you think that was funny, especially in the CONTEXT OF THE ARTICLE?

I’ve been hate reading this site since 2013!

Well, some of us are ugly assholes. The point should really be that we’re human beings, not vaccine monsters. 

The moon is a conspiracy by big cheese and rabbit corporation, lol. 

I’m sorry about your uncle. Brain damage is a bitch and a half. 

Lol, I haven’t listened to her since the plantation debacle, and I’m not anymore impressed with her now than I was then. It’s kind of sad. 

Sophie. Baby-girl. Honey. Sweetheart.

Only people who can’t read ancient texts call them stupid. 

Milhouse started sucking because Milhouse started writing the show.

I honestly don’t give a shit what happens in the end of this stupid show as long as Sansa is alive and happy. Everyone else can fucking perish, especially John, Arya, and Danaerys. 

Servers in my country make minimum wage, but I tip around 20% anyhow, unless it’s been really bad.

Well, here’s a teachable moment. You can either give in to despair, and teach her to do the same, or you can stand up for your fellow humanity, be hopeful, and show her she can do the same.

This lie works! I’ve used it. 

Ah, but you’re still there in their company, executing people, so I’m not sure why you’re clinging to that for bragging rights.