Ah, yes, the old “I WAS sympathetic, but did you see what this guy DID” clutch of the pearls. 

Sword and pistol and all. 

Got pneumonia. According to my mama it’s been really hard on her  

This movie is an example of the best way to do a shrew adaptation, which is to NOT DO A SHREW ADAPTATION. 

Even here in Canada you can easily get a handgun for between fifty to one hundred dollars, no questions asked, if you know someone like my Uncle Mike or my brother’s BFF.

Tbh, ever since my sister tried to steal my brother’s corpse I’ve been kind of blasé about sisterly betrayals. 

It felt soft, like a cat. Tbh it was a very stupid thing to do and I’m very grateful that I didn’t hurt the cat, or get hurt myself. 

I have to admit, before they were moved to a new enclosure, I once waited until my mom and siblings were out of sight, then put my hand threw the wires to touch a sleeping cougar. It was a dumbass move, but the cougar didn’t even wake up.

I was kind of interested in the Green Book before I knew what it was about. I kind of had this idea that they might do a road trip movie about a family going to visit relatives and using the Green Book along the way, so they could stay safe. Kind of goofy, lol, but I was hoping for a family movie I could watch with my…

Looks like a Diane Keaton movie. 

Nice. I wonder if I should make a Pinterest  

I am so sorry. I’m sure that even if she didn’t know who you were, any moment of joy or relief came from you. How blessed all your children are to have you and to have had you.

It’s finally warm! Minus 17, and the wind is soooooo soft! I can feel spring coming which means... JUST TWO SEASONS UNTIL FALL!!!!!

The last person judicially executed by burning in the USA was killed in 1830, making it about 190 years.

I’m so sorry. 

In my opinion, if the cats aren’t killing the squirrels, there’s officially no reason for them to be free range, besides all the shit they’re leaving around and the biological hazard they pose. 

Those guns can still hurt and kill ppl. There’s a seventy percent chance that the gun used to kill my brother was smuggled in from the USA. 

He just left the velociraptors on the set?

Public transport in my area is pretty tame, but I once left my little brother on the bus.

Lol, too bad the guys trying to hire my mama didn’t offer that.