I, for one, welcome our adorable new cousins. 

<3 

Andrew Wakefield. 

It’s really cool that, all those millions of years ago, that dinosaur was out enjoying a stroll in the rain. 

Thanks, I was wondering about that! 

The modern anti-vaccine movement is rooted in anti-autism hatred that a con man took advantage of in order to sell his snake oil, and I’m sick of it.

Servers in my country make minimum wage, but I tip around 20% anyhow, unless it’s been really bad.

Well, here’s a teachable moment. You can either give in to despair, and teach her to do the same, or you can stand up for your fellow humanity, be hopeful, and show her she can do the same.

This lie works! I’ve used it. 

I’m on board for saving DNA, but like Mr. Mwenda, I don’t see species resurrection for decades at least, and in the meantime, will there be a place for them?

That was such a bizarrely good movie. I really liked it, I don’t know why.

They’re eating raw cookie dough. 

Ah, but you’re still there in their company, executing people, so I’m not sure why you’re clinging to that for bragging rights. 

Ah, yes, the old “I WAS sympathetic, but did you see what this guy DID” clutch of the pearls. 

Nice. I guess if my foster siblings want a kit when they’re older it’ll be a good investment 

Tbh, although I’d want to meet some FAR relations, mostly to confirm some suspicions re ancestry and stuff, the idea that some closer relations could find me is yet another reason that I’m thinking it might be better to spend my money on something else. 

So, besides the weird, inaccurate results and waste of my money, there’s another reason to avoid this shit? 

Sword and pistol and all. 

Got pneumonia. According to my mama it’s been really hard on her  

This movie is an example of the best way to do a shrew adaptation, which is to NOT DO A SHREW ADAPTATION.