don’t put it past them. The Mets are rolling and the Nationals can’t get out of their own way.

Teacher’s couldn’t fact check either.

From what I can gather, a superior football game. (Also more interesting than various other silly sports mentioned here)

that’s what, 10% of the Recovery Water marketing and Private Data about dating sites leaking. And infinity more than CFL coverage..

keep promoting this product no one had heard of before, I’m sure that’ll teach ‘em.

Bribing the cop directly saves you the trouble of a morning at the courthouse finding out how much the judge will ask you to bribe the government in order to not get points on your license. In NJ this is typically around $400.

This is because it’s likely a ‘social media’ thing. an in joke for people that spend way too much time talking ABOUT social media and that they’re ‘using’ it. It’s people like that that perpetuate fake accounts. All those ‘fake Ken Rosenthals’ that dupe people into thinking fake trades are real? They only happen…

i got to figure this here ‘letter’ has at least a 50/50 shot of having been a written by one Dave, er Drew Magary. Second choice is which ever Deadspin writer is a Texans fan.

I’d quibble on the ‘near-sentient’ thing. I don’t think this is how you should talk to robots, and asking them if they liked a dumpling is just rubbing in the fact that they can’t eat delicious food.

fair enough.

That’s not how her Twitter feed reads.

What exactly is your problem with Mets fans and are you upset that the trade deadline trades and the sweep of the Nats might ruin the market for your next book?

I know it’s boring but “arbitrary NFL suspensions” is not a sport.

It’s just nice to have a heads up. It’s not exactly a big deal, but it’s not nothing either.

the negotiations didn’t happen in 2 hours during the game. A “hey, we’re talking to Toronto” would be fine. It’s just a common courtesy. It’s not a huge deal, but it’s a deal.

Oh, it absolutely will stick. When they’re negotiating a contract and the subject of no trade clauses comes up and the team tries to sell a “don’t worry, we’re not trading you”? It becomes something you have to explain away when pitching to free agents or potential free agents as well. In any job, when the bosses make…

You know what tastes very very similar to High Life, costs a ton less, is MORE hydrating and cooling on a hot day?

REAL managers fly by the seat of the pants and don’t prepare or consider all scenarios.

doesn’t he have cats? he probably has cats.

and that’s after the 5+ seconds of stupid deadspin ads.