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figure it’s at least 50/50 that this was a sponsored post.

Minute Maid Park.

why the gulp? Can’t i just use a big enough glass to accommodate both bourbon and cider?

I’m not reading it because I didn’t like the original.

but but..you left out the most pertinent information? How did you eat it? did you peel off a dog and eat it separately? dive into whole thing straight on? Alternate bites? TAke off a dog and add it to the front bite?

However the fuck you want, that’s the benefit of being an adult. Want a race car bed? do it.

Sounds like a great way to avoid evil red light cameras.

screw the NFL. I don’t want to read that stuff until at least September.

cue people that have seen less than a handful of episodes over the last decade talking about the show.

From inside Citi Field. You have to peer out the sides from the concourses, because obviously the focus is the field, but it’s there. and ugly.

the biggest ingredient that makes guacamole taste good or bad is...

They haven’t worked in a story about that writer guy that left ESPN/Grantland that they’re obsessed over in a few days, so expect a mashup tomorrow.