Talked about this on the podcast:

unmoderate this, i’ve been commenting here for 10 years you morons. 

he absolutely cares about seeing your face. The kids got 17 other toys making noise at him, the phone is just another one without the recognizable image. And even that barely works.

Outlook myself, but this article is very specifically written as well-timed clickbait (complete with self-links) for people that took off last week.

need you to approve these please. 

oh god no. No one was on time. And you were stuck waiting there. “Are they dead? Do I call their mom?”

approve these please.

Coffee. It’s coffee. I was chasing the kids and the coffee got cold, and guess what? I had to chase the kids again and forgot the coffee was in there and it got cold again. i need that coffee.

un-gray this please.

This guy just hit a walk-off home run in the playoffs. 

yeah. That’s the point of the birth plan. Making calm rational decisions about questions you’re going to be asked in a fit of panic and pain and emotion by bored nurses that have done this 15 times already today and just want it done with.

wait who are you again

my call logs say they called 12/4 and I’m pretty sure I remember putting an envelope into the recycling with the logo this week. 

approve these please. 

love both.  Chocolate Bock amuses me in the christmas pack as it kind of originated as a Valentine’s Day thing.

It’s just amazing to me that a website can be this poorly designed in 2018. 

I mean, always be wary of someone who’s icon is that of one of his victims. 

well I meant it more in a “It was so obvious that it wasn’t worth mentioning explicitly way”

powers that be, please un-gray this comment. I’ve been commenting here for probably a decade. it’s tiring. 

Mike: I’d just pretend we’d already mentioned it. I’d just start saying thinks like “Just like Mr. Robbins used to say!” or “They’re an inept as HIGH SCHOOL’s football team amirite?