Well the color scheme on that sign makes it pretty obvious where it was borrowed from

Technically, that's not a real push-up.

This kind of makes me want to die a Dodgers fan.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

You're a true joy and an invaluable member of our society.

Imhotep to present Jalopnik with recognition award, locusts.

Chances are that VTEC kicked in.

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State Police Of Egypt Calls Jalopnik To Identify This Vehicle In Hit And Run Incident

Pocket pool isn't a sport.

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Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

Not enough BBQ-sauce stains on the play card.

Why read before you comment? Pretty much any modern laptop-type HD will go in there.

So Wario64 is tweeting a bunch of this stuff, and holy shit. I went from wanting a PS4 and being excited for Killzone (I was writing an essay on how awesome it looked and how it seemed to fix all the problems the series had, writing aside)... to thinking Sony can fuck right off.

Via PR: "It'll be on Steam; the team isn't going to exclude that community by any means. Gamers have a choice in where they buy their games, but where CDPR does have control — like GOG.com — there will be absolutely no DRM."

So that means it wont be on steam?

Really trying to reconcile that, with this: