"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

Here's how Mexican television announcers reacted, as Mexico's loss to Costa Rica was rendered meaningless: with screams, and scattered English phrases.

Damn right. This is baseball. No fun allowed. Sit there and keep score, asshole.

How is this even close, at least RG3ESUS tries for wordplay.

If there is a silver lining here, it's that From 49er to Four-To-Niner is a great title for a future memoir.

7s atrocious graphics which were really pretty amazing at the time it was released in 1996? I'm confused by your post.

Oh, good. I hadn't seen a no true Scotsman fallacy yet today. But there it is, right on schedule.

Still not my favorite piece of perfect camera work:

The ground beneath me seemed to move and shake, and I reached up to grab my father’s hand. The smile on his face as he sang that song ... he’s been gone for 10 years now, but that smile, and his pride, are still with me every day.

Right now, the SEC is implementing a policy of only accepting new teams with tiger mascots.

"Calm down, Hawk," Stone continued. "I just received this open letter from Dan Snyder. He really thinks the Redskins should keep their name."

"I fail to see any problem with the name"

Didn't... didn't The Binding of Isaac make its way to Sony's systems?

Hawk sat in the booth, nervously drumming his fingers upon his knee, mumbling to himself.

That's ma boy, good job son :]

Ben called the blunt force trauma to the head a "real time saver"

Who will clean up the ice girl?

Silly Samer. The ski lift is right there practicing in the fifth picture.