There are 3 types of League players: Read more

Heh, I'm 24 and that's my go to now. I call it the 'after-hours special', mainly because it's usually the only two things I have laying around when I clock out of my 2nd shift job.

I was brutally sodomized against my will by Jeff Beck and the only way you will find this totally not illegitimate claim scrubbed from the net is by dismissing my comment. Read more

Jezebel: More accurate than the Washington Post.

Yep, at Cricket we're switching to the updated model of the original ($79!), it's by and far our best selling Android device and the LTE will just make it better. (I didn't sign an NDA because I work in indirect)

aw no, no, i'm drawing the line here, this is just absurd.

ahhhh +1

Boar is delicious, I can't imagine why you would kill one and not eat it (as long as it wasn't one of the radioactive ones, anyways.)

Out of sight, out of mind. Simple as that.

>the Internet has lost whatever value it might have enjoyed as a research tool. Read more

You know, if I were married to a 220 pound professional running back, I would make sure to do just about everything in my power to not upset him like that.

>North Coast Old Rasputin Read more

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Man, the little attribution at the bottom is what really makes this hilarious.

The organizers will be able to do this. According to the hotel, the event reservation was paid in full 5 days prior to the event, and they made no such demand for $17,000. No word on where that year of minimum wage went. Gives a whole new meaning to "DashCON".

What the fuck business is that of yours?

I like where you're going with this...

Oh jesus fucking christ I forgot about Autopilot.