There are 3 types of League players:

Heh, I'm 24 and that's my go to now. I call it the 'after-hours special', mainly because it's usually the only two things I have laying around when I clock out of my 2nd shift job.

Jezebel: More accurate than the Washington Post.

aw no, no, i'm drawing the line here, this is just absurd.

ahhhh +1

You know, if I were married to a 220 pound professional running back, I would make sure to do just about everything in my power to not upset him like that.

>North Coast Old Rasputin

Man, the little attribution at the bottom is what really makes this hilarious.

The organizers will be able to do this. According to the hotel, the event reservation was paid in full 5 days prior to the event, and they made no such demand for $17,000. No word on where that year of minimum wage went. Gives a whole new meaning to "DashCON".

Oh jesus fucking christ I forgot about Autopilot.

God damn, that is metal.

I grew up around Pinehurst. It sucks if you don't have the money, but as far as North Carolina goes, it's one of the better places to be.

You must be a blast at parties.

That outfit is amazing. Also, 230 is incredible for an 11 year old! Half the old bastards in Pinehurst can barely drive that, and certainly not straight.

Skins fans like to take a whiz on the Cowboys logo while in Dallas, but AT&T Stadium already smells like piss so it's pretty moot.

All of it.

I keep a fifth of rum in the paper towel dispenser in the employee bathroom. #justalchythings

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