Doubtful. His DUI means he's going to have a heck of a time just getting into Canada let alone the CFL.

Under the League's understanding of what constitutes alcohol and marijuana abuse, I've been a raging junky unfit for work since I was seventeen years old.

You have a 30 game Chat Restriction

There's a rational level of delusional, and then there's Rabid Banned LoL Player delusional.

Gotta give Riot some credit, their community might suck but they are actively trying to make the Internet and MOBAs a better place for everyone.

Because if you're the one filling the envelope with glitter and mailing it, YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO HAVE GLITTER ALL OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR HOME. The genius of this service is it allows you to inflict craft herpes on others without being exposed to it yourself.

For what it's worth: I'm gay and I approve this message. It made me laugh.

For what it's worth, I'm gay and I fucking hate glitter, especially glitter on greeting cards. Hate them.

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

Good god you sure are stupid when you're a kid. Our go to was vodka from a plastic bottle and Mountain Dew.

I carry over 30 types of craft beers in my place that I rotate regularly plus I always keep SNPA in stock. Two reasons. First, I love it, sometimes you're not in the mood to experiment so it's nice to have tried and true Sierra there. Second, it's the perfect beer for the beer novice who wants to try to get into…

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Barely intelligible, somewhat crass but still boosted adoration statement of this show's awesomeness.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

The airline in question has stated that this rumor is "false" and "a fabrication."

Supposedly he was good a Surgeon. He might still be a good surgeon. I know a mechanic who think Lizard Men run FEMA. He's a a good mechanic though. But I don't take medical advice from him.

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Irony: see Irony.