Looks like weed to me.

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

...a clue that she was driving a terrible car.

Well, I guess you could say, that she had some dead weight in the trunk...

I wouldn't say he's elite. It says right there that he's a POS.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Also, it's good with the press.

the more you know the more nightmarish it is

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

"Back when I used to have friends" I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND T_T

I think this cheat is meant more for people who want to set up their town with a couple of larger/wealthier families but would rather not go through the trouble of playing all of them.

Boyfriend comes out worse than the geek.

Know who has a direct unobstructed line right into iCloud? Der NSA.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

I have no comment on this matter.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.