Worst I ever saw was a guy in a backwards Habs hat and a Yankees cape (!), in Toronto, at a Jays-Twins game. We was like Captain Douchebag, World's Worst Superhero.

just gonna leave this here... thanks marvel.

The general lack of interest in badminton means that even something out of the ordinary like this will only cause a small racket.

LEFTY FOR PRESIDENT

Counterpoint: Fuck for-profit schools. They are a cancer to higher education and the massive number of lawsuits, fines, and eventual campus closures testifies to how terrible they are.

FREE! Just pay $1,400 S&H.

Doctor: I have terrible news, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. Tina is very, very ill, with a terrible case of Rhapidosponeliosis.

You say you a website, but readers you ain't got none/

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

New Smash Bros heading:

"Villager has an axe to grind!"

"Johnnyyyyyyy.....?"

The 49-year-old declined to be interviewed on video, saying he was uncomfortable because of the 'state of things.'

"I wrote a limerick for you Trebek. There once was a man from Nantucket—I forget how the rest goes, but you're mother's a whore."

Anybody else notice the crawl on the bottom of the gif?

how long have you been waiting to reference DinoCity? be honest.

I just don't know what to say:

One of the best comments in Deadspin history, and I'm a fan of both soccer and human life.

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.