(watches the rest of the video)

+1, tl;dr, currently experiencing heat death of the universe, please help.

Actually, not even the DSM V quantifies the amount despite making it into a sweeping spectrum "alcohol use disorder".

According to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, men put themselves at risk for alcohol use disorder if their alcohol consumption exceeds 14 drinks per week and women may be at risk if they have more than seven standard drinks per week.

Dear god, that was brutal, but amazing to watch.

Amen. Frozen > Lion King

Classy lady.

So basically, Charlotte.

Damnit, Charlie... Okay everyone!

You all know the Yule Cat
And that Cat was huge indeed.
People didn't know where he came from
Or where he went.

This is why I will teach my kid to fear the Christmas Spirit as she falls asleep the baying of what is definitely the terrible Yule Cat.

You're wrong. :)

Poor attention to detail and lack of discipline, despite actually having a competent coaching staff.

Oh god yes, that's a Yea for me.

Meanwhile, in Raleigh, when we realized we claim to 3 starting NFL QBs.

...crank isn't cocaine, it's speed, specifically insufflated amphetamines

WHATTTT

And... there it is.