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Cod is for quitters. As a representative of "tha South", I must insist that catfish be mandatory for any fried fish dish. Cod is like the methadone of fish. Cod is for invalids and especially boring venture capitalists.

Here in NC, they don't need to go before a court to perform a saliva or blood test on DUI offenders, but they'll perform a field sobriety test on just about anyone they pull over for poor driving. Unless you're black, in which case they typically just take you 'round back the squad car and shoot you.

FACT: I only sing Bill Withers in public when I'm drunk and blasted out of my mind on Percocet or some other opioid. Yes, it is always "Ain't No Sunshine". And yes, skin color aside, I look exactly like this:

+0.5, the winners won, but the losers didn't lose. Right now a turf maintenance technician is getting his testicles strapped to a car battery by a bunch of angry bookies.

New Marky Mark EP available for Kickstarter backers early 2014!

LEAVE DAVID ALONE!!1!!one!!!!!eleven!!1!!

You've got to be a complete idiot to call Ventura a coward like that.

Breaking news!

Yeah. He's a loud scumbag paparazzo who gave Clarkson his word that he wouldn't be a complete scumbag regarding his affairs, then decided to change his mind the following slow news day, this on top of the rest of the incredibly fucked-up shit Morgan either ordered or was complicit in during his tenure.

Don't worry, Arsenal will find some way to cock it up at the Cup, lose to Chelsea 2-1 and somehow manage to finish in 3rd, according to history:

I feel like I've been watching the Bizarro-NFL this year, looking at KC, the Gets/Jiants and Griffin Roberts III & the Washington Whitetys.

Between the amount of money we're shoveling into the football program here at Carter-Finley and the fact that our last 3 starting QBs are starting in the NFL tomorrow, what is going on with NCSU's football program is an absolute disgrace.

This is correct, and spot-on for the joyous rage the Mexican people feel today.

Jiji > Salem

Meh, the longer amount of time between the incident and the day in court, the less likely the prosecution is to get a conviction.

I oppose any name change, just because it would be entirely impractical and thoroughly rejected.

I didn't know that gun had bullets in it, I swear!